From A Year of 100-Word Thoughts

Copyright 2021 A. R. Gregory

 

Alien Abduction 

 

Everyone has a story, right, but usually too embarrassing to talk about. No, not just because of the unbelievability of it, but, well, all the anal probing too. Why would they poke around like that? And why there? I had to figure it out. The thing is, at first it all seemed so real, so completely literal. You know, the mother ship and those spindly little guys with their big almond eyes and long, feely probes. But then I got sophisticated about the interdimensional psychical stuff. I realized they were mind melding with me, realized they were enjoying it too.